torsdag, april 19, 2007

Toys, toys, toys


DISGUSTING KID WIND-UP TOY. Why do Japanese kids get the best toys? What part of our culture prevents us from having a wind-up retard that comes buzzing toward you with snot all over his face and a big piece of shit in his hand?


JIHAD TRANSFORMERS. These robots are fucking dangerous to play with because sometimes they blow up in your hand


UGLYCUTE DOLLS. Ugly and cute. Or just ugly.




MAJOR MOULTY'S AMAZING PLASTIC BAND.
Weird little plastic things that doesn't really do much. Like all toys.

12 Comments:

Anonymous Anonym said...

We have ugly/cute animals.

http://www.shawnimals.com/

söndag, april 29, 2007 2:14:00 fm  
Anonymous Anonym said...

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söndag, april 29, 2007 2:16:00 fm  
Anonymous Anonym said...

Who's the owner of this blog? A woman?

Why should we listen to a dumb Swedish whore like you? You're just a woman - incapable of forming a coherent thought. Here's an idea - why don't you find a man to do your thinking for you? You know, like the way it SHOULD be? HAHAHAHAHA!

söndag, april 29, 2007 2:34:00 fm  
Blogger t.a.m.s.y. said...

Those are some real tough-guy words, "anonymous." Too bad you didn't have the, ahem, cajones to reveal your identity.

söndag, april 29, 2007 3:19:00 fm  
Anonymous jon said...

I can get the Ugly Dolls at my local (independent) toy store in Tucson, Arizona. I don't think they're Japanese (I have a not-so-vague notion the creators are from Los Angeles,) though I have little doubt they're the kind of things that are popular there.

söndag, april 29, 2007 3:58:00 fm  
Blogger Malnurtured Snay said...

I don't know I'd be too happy to have those toys - I'd rather have Legos. Lot of 'em.

söndag, april 29, 2007 7:03:00 fm  
Anonymous Bob in Texas said...

You can get those toys in local shops in Austin, Texas and in Alabama, I know for certain. It is not Christianity, it is the European nanny-state mentality that keeps these out of Europe. In Europe, especially Sweden, the State decides what is offensive and then forbids those items, words and thoughts. In the U.S. it is free speech, baby! It is up to each individual, corporation, or local community as to what it will tolerate .. with very little interference from the national government.

söndag, april 29, 2007 9:19:00 fm  
Anonymous michmac said...

Gee Bob in texas, you think what you see or say isn't being watched?

söndag, april 29, 2007 2:37:00 em  
Anonymous Jeb said...

t.a.m.s.y.: Cajones = “Spanish for ‘drawers’ (as in, the kind in a dresser or desk). This word is often confused by non-Spanish speakers with cojones (note the different vowel sound), which is Spanish slang for balls, but they are in fact two very different words.” (When crafting acerbic ripostes, malapropisms are unforgivable. ;-)

Bob in Texas: Right on!

söndag, april 29, 2007 10:33:00 em  
Anonymous Bob in Texas said...

Funny. I think you are confusing Texas with England .. 1 camera for 14 people! Texas is the land of Kinky Friedman and Roky Erikson .. we don't take kindly to being watched by Big Brother.

söndag, april 29, 2007 10:35:00 em  
Anonymous Flying Fox said...

Those socalled Jihad Transformers are just gundams somebody repainted. I'm a huge gundam Otaku (fanboy) so I know a gundam from miles away.

måndag, april 30, 2007 4:25:00 em  
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